Narciso Rodriguez for Kohls (Part 15) - Distraction vs Alteration

If I lived in the prehistoric times, I'd probably die of hypothermia before I turn 8. 

Should I live past it, my whole life would be spent in dire cold and without any bodily coverup.   

I'd be the talk of the entire tribe for being that cave lady who dresses herself in dirt and not much else.

And whenever it rains, I would probably resort to leaves strategically placed here and there and pray that the wind would not blow them away.

Sorry for the melodramatic intro.  

All I wanted to say is that I could not sew to save my life. 

This lovely dress sat in my closet unworn because I intended to take it in a bit 

but lacked the skill and the will to do it.  

I thought of just plastering dirt and glueing leaves randomly all over it.

That would have worked well.  

Distraction is always key to hiding flaws. 

But I was too darn lazy to do that too. 

                                                                     DRESS: Narciso Rodriguez for Kohls colorblock sheath dress  

                                                                     ACCESSORIES:  Chanel necklace
                                                                     BAG:  Chanel GST in black caviar 

                                                                     SHOES:  Dries van Noten curved python heel pumps